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Leito: So some things you should know, my daughter’s name is Mayu–Ultraman Zero: WE HAVE A DAU
Leito: So some things you should know, my daughter’s name is Mayu–Ultraman Zero: WE HAVE A DAU
We anticipate absolutely no negative blowback to our press release, “Ultraman Is Good, Actuall
We anticipate absolutely no negative blowback to our press release, “Ultraman Is Good, Actuall
Thank you Pega for doing the vital work of sitting in the corner watching viral videos on your Windo
Thank you Pega for doing the vital work of sitting in the corner watching viral videos on your Windo
I don’t see the issue? Ultraman is also just too darn big.
I don’t see the issue? Ultraman is also just too darn big.
At least until the planetarium finds out we’re living in their basement! 
At least until the planetarium finds out we’re living in their basement! 
Ultraman Zero: DO YOU WANT ME TO KILL THESE GUYS FOR YOU? BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE THEY SUCK AND I WIL
Ultraman Zero: DO YOU WANT ME TO KILL THESE GUYS FOR YOU? BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE THEY SUCK AND I WIL
“But enough about me. It sounds like you had a super rough day at work. Do you wanna talk about it?”
“But enough about me. It sounds like you had a super rough day at work. Do you wanna talk about it?”
Says here in the small print that Ultraman Leo was also lowkey a pyromanic, so, that explains that. 
Says here in the small print that Ultraman Leo was also lowkey a pyromanic, so, that explains that. 
Global peace will not be achieved until mankind learns to dispose of their banana peels properly
Global peace will not be achieved until mankind learns to dispose of their banana peels properly
“talk to me in the next glacial epoch xoxo”
“talk to me in the next glacial epoch xoxo”
Everybody loves Ultraman Zero for his sunny disposition and unshakeable optimism
Everybody loves Ultraman Zero for his sunny disposition and unshakeable optimism
God gave me a second chance at life and I can’t wait to spend it getting berated at my 9 to 5
God gave me a second chance at life and I can’t wait to spend it getting berated at my 9 to 5
“god I wish that was me”
“god I wish that was me”
Don’t have to SOLVE your problems if you sleep THROUGH your problems! Ultraman Says!
Don’t have to SOLVE your problems if you sleep THROUGH your problems! Ultraman Says!
“Your death was brave and hilarious. Trust fall bro”
“Your death was brave and hilarious. Trust fall bro”
“As you can tell from the graph in the lower left. He is gay”
“As you can tell from the graph in the lower left. He is gay”
So nice to see a young child enjoying nature. Not a cell phone in sight just kids being kids
So nice to see a young child enjoying nature. Not a cell phone in sight just kids being kids
“how do two powerful aliens not own a single bottle of shampoo between them???”“th
“how do two powerful aliens not own a single bottle of shampoo between them???”“th
The score as it stands is Ultraman: 1, Salaryman: 0
The score as it stands is Ultraman: 1, Salaryman: 0
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