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“Decapitation via lactation”

I fucking told you to only drink the bottled water and you didn’t listen, I told you about the

Surely the government should have harnessed this power by nowMore from Shyness Machine Girl

Oh man, don’t you just hate it when vaginas do that?

What salon do I have to go to to get my hair to do that and can I have it in purple?

awkwardjapaneseporngifs:I love the decor, but the ceiling fan seems a bit much.

awkwardjapaneseporngifs: Oh man, you know something’s wrong when a Japanese girl is laughing

awkwardjapaneseporngifs: What a waste of perfectly good gummy worms

awkwardjapaneseporngifs: And they say cheerleading is all about sex these days, look at those gymnas

awkwardjapaneseporngifs: Girls be at the club like-

awkwardjapaneseporngifs: Has science gone too far?  (Yes)                          (No)

awkwardjapaneseporngifs: I like this version of air hockey much better

awkwardjapaneseporngifs: Oh yeah its stuck up in there good

awkwardjapaneseporngifs: Like a record baby, right round round round

awkwardjapaneseporngifs: Lets not even bother to wonder about the logistics of this

awkwardjapaneseporngifs: And hentai week closes with my piece de resistance

awkwardjapaneseporngifs: Stop that, you don’t know where that’s been.

awkwardjapaneseporngifs: Just carry on like I’m not even here.

awkwardjapaneseporngifs: Insert pun involving a wrestling move here

awkwardjapaneseporngifs: Private eyes are watching you. Yes, those are stuck to them.

awkwardjapaneseporngifs: I just hate when that happens in public.

awkwardjapaneseporngifs: I’ve heard of doggy style but this is ridiculous! -rides out on a unicycle 

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