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 #AND YOU CRY AND YOUR TEARS ARE LIKE ‘WHAT THE FUCK THIS MOVIE STARTED TWO FUCKING MINUTES AGO’

beekwhy:i hate getting inspiration for stuff 30 minutes before i gotta leave for work

scienceing:I’m watching the first episode of Cosmos in 20 minutes!!INVIDIONONA

cuckroach:*puts my ass under this and has it set to go off every 2 minutes*that’s weak I have

saipng:me arriving 30 minutes late to a brunch date with my gay friends

xxsarah-storiesxx:I ordered the pizza and they said 40 minutes. I figured we had plenty of time, but

Honestly!

Is there *anything* this man isn’t destroying?

jareckiworld:  Min Jung-Yeon— 4 Minutes   (acrylic on canvas, 2009)

barbieisfetch:awks when i upload this photo ages ago for like ten minutes, delete it and somehow fin

@know_wave: “village people” (taken about 30 minutes ago)

newsradiogifs:You have exactly nine minutes to teach everything I need to know about poker.

emilieblunt:you have 90 minutes to complete - r.a. // [insp.] (requested by @alwaysahurricane)

alsk00:Odile wondered how they could kill the time. An american had done the Louvre in nine minutes,

gorhamdoll-deactivated20121010:“Your father was captain of a Starship for 12 minutes. He saved 800 l

ibohe:It was some minutes later that he realized no one had told Chirrut he was a captain.- Rogue On

refinery29:President Obama, aka the Dad Joke POTUS, just released the most glorious seven minutes of

queerpotters:#you know this some real shit cause if you’re in the rain for like five minutes in jane

fimbry:Local cat had to endure MINUTES of horrific torture when owner did not immediately wake up to

minuiko:*sweats nervously*(this is something I did a while back and finished in a few minutes as a w

[COBBLES THIS TOGETHER WITH 30 MINUTES OF 2020 LEFT TO SPARE] no this was not made out of non-exista

narkylass:I drew this as a joke on Discord and @bunny-heels yelled at me in VC for a solid 5 minutes

brinigi:these ads are pure fucking gold i haven’t stopped laughing for at least 7 minutes

theroning:It took 90 minutes for these little fuckers to kick in. But once they did, ‘POW’!

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